Here are my Top 10 Positive Side Effects of Divorce:
- Snoring is acceptable again
- You can sleep across the width of your bed.
- You confirm that the reasons you are leaving your spouse are accurate.
- All your insecurities are laid on the table so you always have a dining partner
- You develop a new appreciation for the movies “Shirley Valentine” & “Fight Club” (in that order)
- All the things you didn’t work on become glaring possibilities for improvement.
- If you suspect your children are going to have issues, they become obvious.
- People EXPECT you to you refer to your ex-partner as “the Ass” or any other number of pet names.
- You have a grass is greener mentality and you’re sure it’s accurate.
- Not only is the glass half full but you have an opportunity to throw it.
